Snap Thoughts

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 04/22/2015 at 08:40 • Filed to: snap thoughts

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Last night, I jammed my right middle finger playing basketball. It’s currently inflamed and hurts. I’ve discovered that wiping my butt post-poop in such a situation is difficult.

So I tried wiping with my left hand. It’s way more difficult than I ever thought it could be to wipe with one’s not-dominant hand.

Here’s a E36 M3 GTR

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 08:56

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Snap: not ambipoopstrous. Noted.

JR1 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 08:56

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Dude you need to work on your wiping skills it isn’t that hard

CB > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 08:58

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Judging from the comments already here, I bet people are going to be giving you shit for this.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/22/2015 at 09:01

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I must learn. TEACH ME!

JR1 > CB 04/22/2015 at 09:02

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 09:08

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Your left hand gets handled through your right brain, so it probably helps to think of things your right brain has to work on at the same time to get it active. Like, how powerful the stench is and what you can recognize in it. Totally works as a right-brain warmup. Maybe. Alternately, you can start trying to engage your artistic side, though how you do that without smearing poo I don’t know.

thebigbossyboss > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 09:10

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Dude. You’re supposed to use your non dominant hand to wipe you’ve done this all ass backwards.

cornerslide > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/22/2015 at 12:08

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What ever happens try not to get in over your head.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 04/23/2015 at 21:39

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Brushing teeth ain’t easy either.

Thank you for the E36. One of the all timers...